I want one of those scenes in a dude bro film where “tomboy” chick has to wear a dress to go undercover or whatever, but instead of the guys drooling as she walks down the stairs, they’re like “k. U need to stop. Go put the cargo pants back on. You look super uncomfortable and awkward in that. Brutus, you go be the fake prostitute.”
I’m just imagining this super ripped guy called Brutus being like ‘YESSS!!! I’VE ALWAYS WANTED TO BE THE FAKE PROSTITUTE!! Now is my time to shine!!’
so I got inspired… and had to make a comic….
*wipes away a single tear* Yes.
Miss Congeniality, but with The Rock instead of Sandra Bullock
He looks so ready. XD
“My time has come.”
Plot twist she’s his bodyguard
I specifically went back through my reblogs to find these
tomorrow is the last monday i have “free” before work starts again. oi boi. i’m excited. nervous and ofc anxious af. i got my old job back, tg. D keeps me informed on what new events happen at “the zoo”. i’m very glad i got out of there. smh. not that my old job was without it’s own insanity. but i’m very much looking forward to being back and getting to be my chaos goblin self. heh.
idk who else knows that i’m back. i wonder if my “favorite” coworker is still there and if we’ll butt heads again with them poaching my group (again). pffft, w/e. one of the office people is already back on their bs with me. sigh. seriously i wish they could retire to a nice beach house.
the week before didn’t go as planned. youngest got a cold, D got it, then I got it, now my dad has it :( hoping the oldest has manage to completely dodge it. =fingers crossed= had originally planned to take the kiddos out during that time for some fun adventures, but alas my brain was fried.
so tomorrow gotta cram in some funtimes for the kiddos and prep for the start of school. yeesh. you have no idea how glad i am to be getting back into a rountine. not having one is playing hell with my awake/asleep cycle.
